Punch Line Madness

It all started with an ad for a greeting card company that was advertising for writers. The beginning was quite simple, as requested by posting candidate send their applications along with some funny answers for a written exercise and other writing samples. I am in a guide answers some half-filled mouth, feeling as my first impulse would have been better, and kidnapped the e-mail to the company. According to occupy myself with some other things for a while, 'mybe initiated by a spirit of sample questions that I had seen, to pursue.

The exercise is an internal review in response to a card with a woman in the front, and the opening caption, was "Women are like good wine." My original response to this challenge was: "You have a wonderful aroma, pleasant taste and a knockout punch, if you have too much fun." Of course, this title is not particularly funny or particularly original, but it's the kind of thing that appears on greeting cards. My mindI did not leave him alone. For this reason, here are some other labels may appear in this paper.

"Women are like good wine ..."

"Both are expensive, and leave with nothing but an empty bottle when you're done with them."

"Women are like good wine ..."

"They both look good with sweets and dried fruits."

"Women are like good wine ..."

"It can lead to both a terrible headache."

"Women are like fineWine ... "

"If they breathe your appreciation for them can be improved."

"Women are like good wine ..."

"It costs a lot to take from the shelf."

"Women are like good wine ..."

"The harvest is important."

"Women are like good wine ..."

"It takes time and skill to find the right one for the price."

"Women are like good wine ..."

"It is both the first time."

"Women are like good wine ..."

"Both can transformIn an alcoholic. "

"Women are like good wine ..."

"But the wine has not been a hair in your food."

"Women are like good wine ..."

"Both take a long time to prepare."

Needless to say someone else did the job.